Monday, January 28, 2008

neophyte

Words complicate things, she said. Don't say much, just something to get their attention, then price. Wear something loud, like shiny and really tight. I'll let you borrow a few things if you want. But treat him nice, but not too nice, you know. You want to leave a little to the imagination you know what I mean?

Try not to kiss him on the lips. Be, you know, sexy seductive kind of thing. Like Pretty Woman, you seen that movie? That Julia Roberts lady, she's like all classy but like sexy. Clean too. That's up to you.

Listen to me though, you're new at this and I gotta tell you this. Never, never get emotional. You can't love him, so don't let him love you. It just complicates things. I like Julia Roberts and all you know, but that stuff never happens. It just never happens. You're always beneath.